Funny short stories about dating
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!” The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.” :mrgreen: A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.After that, the guy never asked to go anywhere with me again. ""Last year, when I had just started my first period, the boy I liked asked me out.I suggested that he and a friend come over to my house to watch movies.Unfortunately, it was nitroglycerin paste, a heart drug that can cause a potentially fatal drop in blood pressure.
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When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: :mrgreen: After his return from Rome, Will couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area.
Since I'd taken an improv class in college, we started talking about it.
When I mentioned I'm not that great at it, he insisted that we play an improv game—for 30 minutes!